The importance of walking




-----Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85
years old to spend an additional 5 months in a
nursing home at $5000 per
month.


My grandmother started walking five miles a
day when she was 60. Now
she's 97 years old and we don't know where she is.


The only reason I would take up exercising
is so that I could hear
heavy breathing again.

I joined a health club last year, spent
about 400 bucks. Haven't
lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

I have to exercise early in the morning
before my brain figures
out what I'm doing.


I like long walks, especially when they
are taken by people who
annoy me.


I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my
stomach covers them.


The advantage of exercising every day is
that you die healthier.


If you are going to try cross-country
skiing, start with a small
country.


And last but not least:
I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump
right out of my glass.

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